7 Reasons To Love a Nativity

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We’ve had 2 Christmas nativity performances in 2 weeks. Both girls were angels; a tad ironic as I’ve just witnessed the worst week of behaviour in both children with tears and tantrums galore.

Putting all that aside, it has been lovely to see both girls perform. Alice had her first ever “big school” nativity where all the Reception kids sang and acted out a vague version of the nativity. It all went well despite a slight upset with a rogue elf. Eva had her first ever pre-school nativity; an eclectic mix of The Lion King, Bob The Builder and the original nativity story.

Who doesn’t love watching a school nativity? It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside:

  1. Watching a school nativity makes you feel incredibly festive. It made me realise with a jolt that Christmas is suddenly upon us.
  1. I’m not sure why, maybe it’s the singing or seeing your children all dressed up, but I definitely had a lump in my throat at both performances.
  1. The Teachers. Christmas nativities makes you appreciate the hard work and dedication of the teachers. The pre-school teachers have a hell of a job trying to control, coax and cuddle the 2 and 3 year olds. And I can’t appreciate enough how hard it must have been for the primary school teachers to direct and inspire the 4 and 5 year olds to practise their songs and their lines.
  1. The Spirit of Christmas. There’s nothing like a nativity scene to make you remember the real reason and story of Christmas.
  1. I’ve been fondly remembering mine and my sisters’ nativities and relaying these to my children. I once played Mary whilst my younger sister was the donkey! The old style home made costumes complete with headdresses made of tea-towels and old curtains were definitely the best, I can’t help but be a little bit nostalgic for them in amongst all the current shop bought outfits!
  1. There always seems to be some little moment in the school nativity that makes everyone laugh whether it’s a slight glitch or an over confident child. At Alice’s school nativity there was a confident donkey who started performing more elaborate dancing moves when he realised he was getting more laughs. Eva’s nativity had a technical hitch as the CD got stuck but it still made everyone laugh.
  1. Over the last month both girls have come home from their respective schools practising their “Christmas songs.” It’s been great to hear them singing their heads off and has given me a little bit of an insight into their lives at school. We were intrigued by Eva who has confidently been singing “Hump The Celebration” at the top of her voice every day. We eventually discovered at the nativity that the real words were “Come the Celebration.”

I’m sure these past few weeks have seen plenty of school nativity plays. What roles have your kids been playing and have  you enjoyed them?

 

 

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5 Reasons I’m Grateful This Week

 

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I’ve read somewhere recently a mindfulness tip. Apparently speaking out loud every day three things that you are grateful for will train your brain to focus on the things that are important and improve your happiness. When I remember, I’m trying to do this every day!  In the meantime, I thought I’d share with you 5 things I’m grateful for this week:

  1. Alice has had her school nativity play this week and despite an incident with a rogue elf in the play, it went off very well. She looked so cute in her angel costume!
  2. I’ve made a big dent on the Christmas shopping! I’ve still got a fair way to go, but I’m pleased that I’ve made a big start on it. I hate going to the shops at this time of year so I’m trying to get the majority of it done online.
  3. I no longer commute into London but my husband does. In the last couple of weeks there have been ongoing issues with the trains. Delay after delay. I’m so grateful that I don’t have to do that daily battle with the train and tube anymore. I love that I can do my freelance writing work from home and that it flexibly fits in with my family.
  4. We’ve had the best school run this week since September. Whilst there have been a few bad moments, Alice seems to have really settled down and enjoying ‘Big School’ this week. I’ve had far less tears and tantrums than we’ve seen in previous weeks. It’s surprising how much happier and easier my day becomes on a good school run and for that I’m hugely grateful.
  5. Tonsillitis, upset stomachs, colds. We seem to have to have had a real run of illness in this house. After weeks of everyone in our household being ill, we are all finally on the road to recovery.

This time of year is normally really busy for most people. We get stressed out about shopping and Christmas on top of the usual every day strains of work and juggling life. I think it’s a good tip to take time out of each day to pause and reflect on what we are all thankful for. It seems to genuinely make us more thankful and a little happier.

 

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13 Questions Freelance Writers Need to ask New Clients

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I love working as a freelancer. My job is varied and I get to work with lots of different people from a range of industries. I’ve worked with property developers, plumbers, beauticians, marketing agencies and most recently a groundwater company. I inevitably end up learning quite a bit about the most random things.

I sometimes get asked how I can write about so many different types of industries when I don’t specialise in any of them (with the exception of marketing).

Research

I’m naturally inquisitive (OK nosey) and this helps me. Before I even attempt to write copy for a client, I do a lot of research. I immerse myself in the subject and find out as much as I can.

I also ask a lot of questions. In order to write copy that really helps to sell and market a business, I always try to find out the answers to these vital questions:

Background Info. This information helps me to really get to grips with what the business does on a day to day basis and essentially, understand the main points of difference from competitors.

1. How old is the business?

2. Who formed the company and why?

3.  How many people work for you?

4.  Do you have other offices / sites? Where?

5.  In plain English – What does your company actually do?

6.  Who are your major competitors and how are you different?

7.  What are your Unique Selling Points?

Customers and Target Audience. The main job of a marketing copywriter is to appeal to customers and get them to take action. So it is essential to understand who the customers are and how to appeal to them. This will help me understand the tone I should be using in the copy too.

8. Who exactly are your customers? What are their demographics? Are there different markets e.g. business and end user? Contractors and commercial?

9.What would you say are the biggest problems facing your audience?

10. How does your company help your customers’ problems I.E What benefit does your company bring them?

11. What are your core values that you want me to convey about your business? E.G. Professional? Friendly? Quirky?

Goals for The Project

12. What action do you want your customer to take? I.E. Do you want them to buy? Sign up to an email?

13. What are your core metrics for measuring a success of a project? E.G. Increase in sales? Increase in visitors to a website? Increase in customer interaction?

I could go on! There are more questions that I could add that freelancers need to ask that relate to payment and working conditions but ultimately these 13 questions all really help me to get under the skin of the client and help me to understand and ultimately write for their customers better.

Are you a copywriter? Are there any other vital questions that I’ve missed from my list?

Banish The Black from Friday

rsz_black-friday-1042311_1280So tomorrow Black Friday is going live with countless retailers and with great anticipation from many customers. I know some people love a bargain and are excited by the prospect of getting a good deal on this one day, but I absolutely hate it.

Ugly Scenes from 2014

Remembering those scenes from last year where people were trampling on others to try and get a discounted widescreen television makes me feel sick. Many people were injured, and the level of violence towards shoppers and staff was astonishing. One of the comments that sticks out most for me from last year was from a man who said he found himself fighting over a kettle that he didn’t even need or particularly want. Can you believe that a few discounted items could make people suddenly turn so brutal and so primal? If it didn’t fill me with complete disbelief, I’d find it comical that a discounted kettle could send so many people camping outside a shop from the early hours and then running round the aisles fighting like warriors.

What’s It All About?

Black Friday was the name given to the Friday after the Thanksgiving holiday in The States and coincides with the last payday before Christmas. It signals the real start of Christmas shopping.

Imported from The States through stores like Walmart (Asda) and Amazon, the effect over here has been less than civilised. Certain discounts from retailers are genuinely good, but others jumping on the Black Friday bandwagon are poor. A quick look through my inbox shows retailers jostling loudly for attention. “50% off Everything” is one of the better looking deals. “Up to 60% Off All Toys” sounds enticing until you realise that the “up to” is actually a measly 10% discount on most items.

All of these promotions send some sort of signal to our brains that if everyone is sending emails we too must act. This combined with a slight worry about Christmas shopping and “the need to get things done” sends many of us into full on panic mode. It instils some sort of fear in us that we must buy as much as we can on this one particular Friday at a reduced rate or the world will end. My sister who is normally a level-headed sort of girl even rang me asking what my kids want for Christmas as she wants to buy as much as she can on Friday.

Oh The Irony

I find it ironic that Asda (part of the Walmart group) are this year refusing to take part in Black Friday. As one of the early adopters to this retailing trend, it’s interesting to see that they have now decided to U-Turn on the whole event and are refusing to take part.

I also find it ironic that the entire concept of Black Friday goes completely against the values between the two celebrations of which it is sandwiched: Thanksgiving and Christmas. I love Christmas and whilst I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, both traditions value spending time with friends and family and being thankful for what we have. Nothing about a 50% discounted flat screen TV.

I’ve already made a start on my Christmas shopping. I’ve got a fair way to go but there is no way I’m going anywhere near the shops tomorrow. I don’t think I’ll even have time to shop online. And that’s OK. I really don’t care if I have to get the bulk of my shopping for 10 or 30% extra in price. I’d rather pay extra than end up in a fist fight with others.

Banish The Black

So what will we see at the end of tomorrow? I really hope that the news this year will be more positive; that there will be no more ridiculous scenes of people fighting over toasters, there will be no more stories of people being injured in the commotion of Christmas shopping. I really hope that tomorrow the “Black” will be gone forever from Friday.

Are you looking forward to the sales tomorrow or like me avoiding it all? I’d love to know your views!

Applying For Primary School? Read This First!

Applying For Primary School

This post is a bit of a warning blog to all those mums that have 3 or 4 year olds who are due to start primary school September 2016. You might be casually looking at primary schools before you have to submit your application in January. You might not be giving it much thought at all. I’m here to say “WAKE UP!”

The warning is this: You cannot make assumptions about receiving a place at primary schools anymore. Gone are the days when in the 80s as a child like me, you just “went to your local school.” Primary schools now have a legal limit on the amount of children they can take in Reception classes. As most parents investigating school applications know, “the rules” of who is given priority varies ever so slightly according to different county councils. Most non-church schools follow the similar process of our council (Essex) –

1) “Looked after children” are given top priority – this covers all adopted as well as fostered and children with special needs.

2) Siblings of children who are already at the school are prioritised next.

3) Finally you and your eldest child are considered, and all on the basis of who lives nearest to the school.

The reason for the warning is that there are now a higher rate of competition for school places. Higher rates of immigration, higher birth rates and the on-going housing crisis, means that there are now more families and children than there are places in schools.

Our Situation

This time last year, I was excitedly considering the school application for my eldest daughter. We live 0.3 miles and less than a 10 minute walk from our local school. All of our friends and neighbours go to this school and to be honest I was very complacent about the entire process. I naively assumed that we would get into our local school. I visited just one other school as a possible back up but didn’t give it much thought at all.

That’s why it was such a complete and utter shock when on the 16th April, the results were announced we discovered that not only had we not got into the local school but we hadn’t secured a place at any of the other 3 choices either.

I can look back now and realise that I spent the following weeks in utter shock and disbelief. I’d been severely ill just weeks before that fateful April date and to receive this news on the back of it really did hit me hard. I spent the entire summer planning the appeal and worrying about what to do but in the end nothing could be done. We’d been out-foxed by the huge number of siblings that were applying to the school that year as well as a few “looked after” children. What really affected us though was the number of new housing that had been built in our village which immediately took priority in those families gaining places to the school, as they were deemed nearer as the crow flies. The small local Victorian school was just overwhelmed by the number of people who had applied and we had to accept our unlucky fate that for the first time ever despite living so close to the school we would be allocated to a different school 2 miles away. I am now one of those mums on a school run, driving 4 times a day which I never wanted to be.

What Can You Do

  • As I’ve mentioned, a lot of this entire process is already pre-determined by factors outside of your control. I guess my warning to you is to be prepared. Go out there and look at as many schools as you can even if you THINK you have a good chance of being accepted into a certain school. Ask lots of questions including what the sibling rate of the new intake should be. Schools have a good idea about who at their school has siblings and should be able to give you a fair percentage rate. I realise now that I was never given a proper answer to this question from my preferred school. Check out this comprehensive list of other questions you can ask primary schools by Sian at The Mama Story.
  • Get a good feel for back up schools even if you do have your heart set on one particular favourite. Religious schools often have an extra set of criteria in their admission procedure. Some of them frequently take church-goers from their nearby area over siblings or distance of house to school. Is this something you would consider?
  • Find out from your local council which school is accepting the “bulge” for your intake year. We were not accepted by any of our 4 choices of school and was allocated to the school assigned for the “bulge” of which I was barely aware. Be prepared to find out what your bulge school is and investigate them as a possibility.
  • Keep your ears and eyes open. Listen to what other local people are doing and where they are going. You never know when you might rely on this information. I spent months preparing my appeal case and counted on local information to determine whether the local school had made any mistakes. (They had. Unfortunately, whilst it helped one of my neighbours in a similar position, it didn’t help me to win a place).

I hope this post hasn’t scared you off to much! As the statistics mention, over 90% of parents do gain a place at one of their 4 choice of primary schools so I think we were definitely in the minority.  7 months on from that fateful April day, I am gradually coming to terms with what has happened despite still feeling a bit rejected by our community. Whilst our eldest has had some issues with settling into “big” school, this is nothing to do with which the actual school, it’s more about her anxiety about the transition. If nothing else, I’ve been really impressed with the level of teaching and the way that the staff have eased and continue to help my daughter settle in.  Good luck!

When is The Right Age to Have a Baby?

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This week new figures released from the Office for National Statistics show that for the first time, there are more women giving birth over the age of 35 than aged under 25.  59% of all births are still within the 25-34 year age group, but the increase in the over 35s is noticeable.

No sooner had the statistics been released, then the inevitable outcry from the medical professionals as well as self-important reporters and general busy bodies solemnly reminded us that fertility declines from the mid- thirties onwards and that there’s a greater risk of miscarriage and problems in childbirth.

Nothing New

I wasn’t at all shocked at all by the statistics.  In fact, I’m surprised that this trend hasn’t happened sooner. Most of the people with kids I know have had their children in their 30s with the majority being over 35. I also know of more people who have had children in their 40s than in their 20s.

Similarly, the outcry is nothing new. We’ve heard all of the tales of doom and gloom before. Yes, there are risks to be aware of about having children later in life, but as I’ve witnessed from several friends, there can be risks during pregnancy and with childbirth at any age.

The point is that the experts and scare mongers are all assuming that women have a choice about when they have their children.  Yes, many women are delaying becoming a mum because of work or for financial reasons, but sometimes there just isn’t a choice. What happens if you haven’t met the right man in your 20s or 30s? If a couple get together in their 40s shouldn’t they be entitled to have a child?

Is there a “right” age for having a baby? I don’t think so. My mum was 25 when she had me, the eldest of 3. I was 36 when I had my first daughter and 2 weeks away from being 38 with my youngest. As I’ve often discussed with my mum, there are advantages and disadvantages of both.

Here are My 5 Positives on Being Classed as an “Older” Mum:

  1. I’ve done a lot before having kids. From travelling the world to establishing a career to staying out partying and getting drunk a lot.
  2. A lot of these life experiences including all the highs and lows will hopefully help in my parenting skills in the future. (Not the getting drunk stuff).
  3. I’ve gained a lot more confidence with age. My outlook has changed as I’ve got older, I still worry about things but not nearly as much as I did when I was younger.
  4. More financially stable – we are not rich, but we have a home and can support ourselves and our family much more than we ever could have done 10 years ago let alone 15 or 20 years ago.
  5. More emotionally mature. What can I say, I’m a late developer, I can’t contemplate having a child at the age my mum did. I was just too immature.

Is 40 a better age to have a baby than 20?  There’s simply no right or wrong answer. Yes, I believe that this trend of older mothers will continue to rise as women carry on delaying motherhood either through personal choice or purely because there is no choice.

Whatever the age of the parents, having a baby is a gift. It’s the most exhausting, exciting, hopeful, excruciating and magical thing ever.

The Highs and Lows of Bunk Beds

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With our youngest daughter getting too big for her cot and due to move into a “big bed” we made the decision recently to get the girls bunk beds. We got ours from John Lewis as they looked lovely and were on offer in the sale. My husband spent a “tricky” Saturday morning putting them together.

There was great excitement as both girls finally got to try out their new beds. The eldest obviously gets the top bunk but there were squeals of delight as they both tried clambering up and down the ladder as well as hiding under their new bedding. Since that time we have seen definite advantages as well as some disadvantages with the bunks:

The Highs

  • I love the fact that our daughters are now company for each other at night time. It’s so endearing to hear them chatting in bed before they go to sleep. I’ve fond memories of sharing a bedroom with my sister, I think it does give siblings a close bond when they share a room.
  •  There’s no denying the saving on space that bunk beds have given us rather than having two single beds in the one room.
  •  With the girls now sharing, it means that our third bedroom is promoted to The Spare Room. OK so right now it’s a bit of a dumping ground but if anyone comes to stay I’m sure we can make better use of it 
  • The novelty of playing on the beds (as pirate ships and countless other things) hasn’t as yet worn off.

 

 The Lows

  • The biggest downside to bunk beds or sharing a bedroom is THE FEAR of one child waking the other up. Our eldest daughter has recently started primary school and has had some trouble settling in, to the point that she has been waking up in the night upset about going to school. Thankfully the youngest seems to sleep through the commotion, except for one evening where we were all up and awake at 3am. The youngest has also developed an annoying new habit of waking up between 5.30 and 6am. She yells for attention and I have to get up or risk her waking the eldest who desperately needs more sleep.
  • The youngest is still too little to climb down the ladder herself. (Going up doesn’t seem to be a problem!) This means she has to be watched carefully or given strict instructions to call out if she wants to get down. Hopefully this downside shouldn’t last too long.
  • Climbing up the ladder and gregariously lifting up the corners of the surprisingly heavy mattresses whilst trying to change the sheets on the top bunk is like performing some kind of weird comedy dance routine. It is not easy and has put me off changing the bedding frequently.

On balance I think the highs outweigh the lows. I know sharing a bedroom can’t last forever. At some point our daughters will become older, moodier and want their own room; they won’t want a sister in their space. Until then, I’m happy with the space saving bunk beds and to continue listening to those lovely little night time sister chats.

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Wine With Your School Run?

Wine on The School Run?

A recent article in The Daily Telegraph talked about how mums on the school run are now so stressed that they are turning to a glass of wine rather than a cup of tea to calm down. I read this with some amusement, whilst I’ve not (yet) cracked open a bottle at 9.30am, I can completely relate to the level of stress that the school run causes.

I’m a mere novice, I’ve only been on the school run for 7 weeks since my eldest daughter started school in September. However during that time I’ve often felt like I was going to burst a blood vessel. Here’s 5 reasons why I dread the school run:

1) The Battle – My daughter hasn’t exactly taken to school like a duck to water. She reminds me every morning that she’d rather stay at home. When it’s almost time to leave the house, she tries every trick in the book to avoid going. She runs upstairs and hides, she takes her shoes and clothes off, she refuses to get off the toilet, she cries and she throws a strop. And all the time the clock is ticking…..

2)  Late – No matter how early I get up or how early we start the routine, the daily battle and drama in getting to school    means we are always running late. If I’m out the door and in the car at 8.20am I’m winning. If it’s just 10 minutes later we’ve had it.

3)  Heart Break – Every morning on the school run my heart breaks a little more as my daughter sobs her way into the class room. The “How Could You” look she gives me as I turn to leave just kills me and the emotional upset stays with me long into the afternoon.

4) The Toddler – In addition to the battle with my 4 year old, I have to drag my feisty 2 year old in and out of the car 4 times a day. To be fair, she’s normally very good at getting ready on time, but at the school end she refuses to get in the buggy. So I often find myself trying to stop her running out into the road whilst coaxing and cajoling my eldest daughter to “keep walking.” The afternoon pick up can be fine if the toddler has had a sleep. If she hasn’t, it soon becomes a tired, argumentative, emotional mess.

5) Parking – Just to be clear, I never envisaged or wanted to use the car on the school run. Our local school is less than a 10 minute walk away and we were shocked not to get a place there (but that’s another story). So whilst I don’t like it, I’m getting on with the driving, but I still find parking an issue, especially if we are late. In 7 weeks I’ve only had 1 nasty note left on my car about parking but after the emotional trauma of the morning, it was enough to tip me over the edge.

It’s easy to see how parents are more stressed on the school run, the emotional, organisational and logistical trauma is enough to get the blood pressure rising all before 9am. I’m hoping things will get easier for us as the weeks go on, in the meantime, give me a cuppa and a biscuit to calm down, I’ll save the wine for when the kids are in bed and I can enjoy a glass or three in peace!

Do you suffer from school run stress? Have you resorted to or thought about wine in the morning? I’d love to hear how everyone else is getting on.

 

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Guilt and our Demanding Lives

 

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I’ve spoken to lots of friends recently who are all suffering with the same type of disease: guilt. It seems that the everyday demands seems to be a constant worry and source of guilt for many women in today’s world.

What are we Feeling Guilty About?

Everything and anything judging by the conversations I’ve been having. From not spending enough time with the extended family to not eating healthily or doing enough exercise. Becoming a parent makes the guilt sky-rocket. I quite often feel guilty about the effects of what I’m doing is having on my kids. Am I being too strict? Not strict enough? Not giving them enough attention? I’ve spoken to working mums who are feeling guilty about not spending enough time with their children and full-time mums that are worrying about not giving their children enough stimulation. I’ve even had conversations with some women who are feeling guilty about not spending enough time on the chores or work around the house.

My Personal Guilt List

At the moment my guilty worry list consists of the following:

  • Losing my patience with my eldest daughter on a daily basis in the battle to get her to go to school.
  • Juggling working from home with every spare scrap of time that I have, and worrying about the impact on my children.
  • Not seeing enough of all my friends.
  • Not visiting my nan enough.

Why?

So why are so many of us feeling guilty for so much of the time? I’m no expert but I think a lot of the problem is down to how busy we all are and how demanding our lives have become. It seems that everything is competing for our time and attention and we are being pulled apart by the strains. We are constantly trying to juggle work, children, relationships as well as the mundane chores and feel a huge sense of guilt if we can’t meet all of these things or give them all the dedicated time they deserve. Technology may well help ease some of the problems in our lives, but can ironically add to the guilt too. I often find that a “quick” check of my email on my phone whilst spending time with the kids sucks me into a whole host of nonsense on Facebook and it can be some time before I’m snapped back into reality and then immediately feel guilty about it.

How to Lose The Guilt

I read an article the other day that said we all need to treat ourselves more kindly and stop being so hard on ourselves; we are all doing the best that we can to get by. If we could only talk to ourselves like we would a friend who was asking for help we would be better off.  We need to acknowledge that we are not perfect and we can’t always give our all to everyone all of the time. We need to give ourselves a break, it’s a tough enough trying to get on in this world without dragging ourselves down!

Do you agree? I’d love to hear what you think about guilt.

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9 Sayings that Confirm You’re Turning Into Your Parents

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Have you found yourself saying things that your mum or dad used to say to you? The type of comments that used to make your eyes roll? When did this happen? This sudden ability to spout stuff that is pointless, meaningless or plain ridiculous? Here are some of the things I’ve found myself saying which I never thought would:

1) “Because I said so.” – I used to hate this phrase with a passion when my mum used to say this to me. But inexplicably I have found myself saying it a lot lately. Maybe it’s because my eldest won’t take no for an answer or maybe it’s because my youngest’s favourite phrase at the moment is “WHY?”

2) “It will all end in tears.” – I’m mum to two young girls. They’re at an age where they’re suddenly fighting a whole lot more and I find myself playing referee and trying to separate them. But do they really care at that exact moment that the other one has their favourite colour spoon for breakfast that it might “all end in tears”?

3) “We’ll see.” – Another frustrating and irritating response I used to get from my mum. But I get it now. It’s the one to use when you really don’t want to go to little Johnny’s party on Saturday afternoon but can’t really think of a valid reason why.

4) “Eat that dinner, there’s children starving in this world.” – I honestly can’t believe I said this to my eldest daughter recently. Why is it that so many parents have battle times with their children at dinner time? Why won’t they just eat their tea? I’ve tried cajoling, pleading, bargaining and then this line out of sheer exasperation. Of course it was met with a completely blank look. At the age of 4, children of course have little concept about other countries let alone the possibility of being starving hungry.

5) “Eat your carrots, they’ll help you see in the dark.” – Another phrase used in the hope of getting children to eat. But unlike the comment above, did provoke some interest (in visionary powers, but sadly not the carrots).

6) “Move away from the TV your eyes will turn square.” – Asking them to move away from the TV fair enough, but saying their eyes will turn square is just plain ridiculous. They’re never going to believe it are they?

7) “How many times do I have to tell you?” – A fairly meaningless phrase. Is anyone keeping count?

8) “Don’t make me turn this car around!” – As if we are ever going to turn the car around! My parents never did and I won’t too.

9) “What part of ‘no’ don’t you understand?” – I’ve still not figured out exactly how many parts of no there are but I still seem to come out with this little gem on several occasions.

Have you used any of these phrases on your kids? Are there any others that I’ve missed? I’d love to hear from you!

 

 

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